Seriously?

Personally, I would file this squarely under the heading of "If you have to ask..." There is some guy out there, right now, today, who is actually soliciting strangers' opinions on the internet regarding whether or not he should marry his girlfriend of 2 years, Noel. He's Yankees fan, she loves the Red Sox. (You'd think that would settle it right there, but noooo.) Really, how lazy can one person be? Do some research, man! Search your soul! Listen to your heart! Read some Pablo Neruda! Or John Gray! But asking strangers on the internet? That, my friend, is a dead giveaway to your prospective wife that you have no idea what you're doing. Or that you're an internet addict...neither option sounds very attractive to me! Noel, on the off chance that you are a Molly Murphy reader, run! Run like the wind!